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New Year Pet!

2010-01-10T23:58:00.002+08:00

HOLA! I've got a new pet in my house! Its MY VERY OWN pet Rabbit!

Its story is pretty sad, but I'm not going to share it all here. But I'm happy overall, its mine and I'll take damn good care of it!

Oh, if I'm not mistaken, based on its "attributes" and resemblance, I think its a Lionhead breed. So all the more awesome, especially since I didn't buy it! =DDD Time to get back to googling on How to Toilet Training Rabbits!

Sports What?

2010-01-07T23:25:00.003+08:00

Its been so long since I've updated here! Well, probably because of another blog at the moment AND I'm running out of videos to post until... College Humour came along!

Anyway, I've been putting this off time and time again with 1 reason being I couldn't get a nice skin, BUT now... I've took 1 skin and changed pretty much everything to give me this new blog for Sports Club! Awesomeness from myself I must say. =DDD

Here it is!

http://sportsclub-tp.blogspot.com/

Busy

2009-11-19T23:40:00.002+08:00

The title says it all. Assignments, Projects, Sports Club. Sacrifices are to be made.

Only look forward everyday to the GF! =DDD Other than that, probably blog a little more after the term tests, during the holidays.

In the meantime, just to share something else with everyone who actually still follows my blog. If you have Cable at home, catch the Star Golden-Bell Challenge and 1 Night 2 Days on KBS World, Channel 173. If you like my blog older posts, you'll like the shows!

Flash Mob

2009-10-27T22:07:00.003+08:00

I'm becoming from the daily poster, to the weekend poster, to the monthly poster. Bottomline: I'm just too lazy to actually type about what's happening to me, and I don't see a need to either. I share when I feel like it. I'm selfish.

Recently, there's some craze about all this flash mob on MJ's dances and well, in my opinion, alot of this are pre-planned and pretty much only the 'pro' dancers can do it. I'd rather everyone follow from T-Mobile (Germany's equilivent of Singtel) where only some are really taught the dance, and at the place itself!

The objective: To grab more and more people on the spot to join in for the simple dance moves, and even if you can't do it, you'll still be able to move your arms and enjoy it! Watch the video and you'll get what I mean, even Grandmas can do it, so don't come moonwalking your ass over here, its all about the fun and not just the glamour.

Pets are Friends

2009-10-07T00:50:00.002+08:00

Guineabees, Guinearabbits, Guineasaurus Rex... Guinea Pirate! Anything small, furry and cute deserves a loving owner, so DO NOT rush to get a pet after watching the video.

In case you wanna see the other Guineas, you google or youtube them yourself!

Reluctant to Part

2009-09-25T11:22:00.004+08:00

Farewell Amber, making me Mortal again...

Drown

2009-09-19T21:55:00.000+08:00

I hope forward is the only direction soon...

Mind Boggling

2009-09-13T08:53:00.002+08:00

3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room.

A while later the man behind the desk realized that the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys’ room with $5.

On the way, the bellboy couldn’t figure out how to split the $5 evenly amongst the 3 men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29

What happen to the other $1?

The vicious cycle

2009-09-02T10:15:00.003+08:00

Don't you hate this when it happens! Its frustrating! Its happened to everyone somewhere, some place or some how! Just wish it'll stop don't you! I want it too as well, but such people will always exist.

By the way, I have no one in particular when posting this. I just thought its interesting to see how the clock on some people tick.

Holidays are In!

2009-08-30T10:55:00.001+08:00

There's something wrong with blogger, posting is disgusting. I can't use all the functions like putting up photos and stuff. Its pretty sickening. All I can do is type words. So let's just make do.

Exams are over, Holidays are in! Time for Bowling! Anyone? Anyone? I love the holidays!

I gotta feeling...

2009-08-22T20:36:00.006+08:00

I got a feeling tonight is gonna be a good night!

Why? Waited for the Strait Times' VW Golf 1.4 TSI grand draw for 3 hours, and I'm still riding instead of driving, go figure the results.

But NO! WAIT! The most vital piece of 'happiness'! My bike broke down right outside the Grand Draw road, which means...
To Draw Area = Amber (Which is the AWESOME name of my bike!)
To Home = MRT

Bikebulance to the rescue!

Isn't that wonderful? I'm glad I didn't burst into flames on the bike! If I did, I'll definitely beat JC Sum and Magic Babe Ning to their 'Destination X' magic trick, which by the way is how they magically teleported the VW from the showroom in Alexandra Road to Raffles Place in 8.5 seconds!

So its back to being Mortal like the rest of you, taking the public transport, time to get the iPhone into iPod action!

How else can the night end up? TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! LET'S LIVE IT ON! I GOT MY MONEY! LET'S SPEND IT ALL!

A Brand New Start

2009-08-21T17:36:00.002+08:00

I've given my blog a brand new look! I'm loving it! Its awesomely clean!

Might change blogging posts as well! So just stay tuned... BUT its a MIGHT change, not WILL change. Follow me on Twitter for my rumblings and personal updates!

The sound of Rain...

2009-08-15T19:40:00.005+08:00

The title says it all.

Heineken just got better-ed!

2009-08-01T12:06:00.000+08:00

Looks like they got better played at their own game! Haha!

Kumur Drag Queen!

2009-07-28T14:52:00.001+08:00

First and foremost, my girlfriend showed me this video from her friend's blog. So I'm not going to act almighty by saying I found, cause well, I DID NOT!

Back to the post, this is Kumur, our local celebrity and this is his stand-up! Enjoy!

Gender Tyre Change!

2009-07-22T21:48:00.001+08:00

Suck it up! Men just do it with more class!

Idiots are smarter!

2009-07-22T01:01:00.001+08:00

Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven... If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart... Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my ass hole." And the idiot went to Heaven.

What's that gender? The answer...

2009-07-12T20:16:00.002+08:00

Ok, look in the mirror. Remember, if you're posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. I can't believe this was posted up on eBay!

What's that Gender?

2009-07-09T21:29:00.003+08:00

This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? Try to figure it out. You'll find the answer on the 12 of this month. =DDD

2009-06-09T19:46:00.001+08:00

Hi, dumdum.

Surprise!
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The NEW Bruce Lee

2009-05-24T23:54:00.001+08:00

Check out the kid! He sure has an ambition to be the NEW bruce lee! Waaaayaaaa!

Hip Hop Drummers

2009-05-17T15:27:00.001+08:00

Oh mannnnn... I've been looking at lots of videos like these for a long time. Honestly speaking, I might join Salvo in Year 3! Just maybe. XD

Voca People

2009-05-13T10:12:00.002+08:00

I haven't been posting up stuff, as extra committments in life have pushed this blog down the importance pecking order. Of course, I won't disappoint my faithful visitors. Here's another one for you, courtesy of Veronica's Blog and Xiu Yi's e-mail. Enjoy!

Street Art!

2009-05-10T16:29:00.008+08:00

I've been doing my Understanding Art CDS assignment. (YES! MYSELF BITCHES! DOING IT MYSELF!) I've also been looking at some art, and my favourite is Edgar Mueller, which I'll probably do the report on him when my next assignment is given. Here are some of his works!

Isao Machii

2009-04-21T08:36:00.002+08:00

This is the Modern Samurai! Like oh my god... Although this is a 10 minute video clip, your jaw might drop and you'd probably actually watch the entire 10 minutes once you click on the Play. Oh My Fcuking God... That was like... Invincible!

School's In!

2009-04-20T08:13:00.003+08:00

Since school reopens TODAY! Here's a little treat for you...

Did you know:

In Temasek Polytechnic, Engine block corridors from Block 18 were so haunted that guards wouldn't patrol the area. A famous story told by a guard was he saw a student at a locker as he was patrolling and as he made a U-turn few minutes later, he found a piece of newspaper on the floor with that student's face he just saw. The only problem is that student was killed by a sports car at the bus stop few months back.

Temasek Polytechnic was also rumoured to have an indian worker building wire inside a pillar but a colleague poured cement inside the pillar burying him in the process and they only found out when the whole buidling was almost completed. It was rumoured that the body is still inside the pillar which is believed to be somewhere in Block 18.

Always thought Business School was haunted, why not try Engine School's block 18 from now on!

Desperation

2009-04-15T20:26:00.001+08:00

This is the most desperate way of getting a phone number. If you require to resort to this method, please let me know, I would sure like to head on down and laugh!

Bruce Lee!

2009-04-11T21:46:00.002+08:00

Wooyaaaa...! A Bruce Lee look alike playing Table Tennis with his Numchucks! This is an advertisement for Nokia N96!

Whether it was edited or special effects, I still must say it is pretty cool!

Minesweeper

2009-04-04T22:24:00.001+08:00

Everyone has played before Minesweeper on your Windows system. Not everyone knows how to play it, but I would say most of us open it probably because we are bored.

I bring to you, from College Humour - Minesweeper: The Movie!

MJ MadTV

2009-03-31T12:01:00.002+08:00

More MadTV for you! Saph! Enjoy your hearts out! Haha! By the way, I love the way MJ makes his appearance for this one!

Nine Words/Actions/Signs Women Use

2009-03-26T15:15:00.004+08:00

All my guys out there, you'd better remember this no matter what, it'll save your ass just 1 fine day. These are 9 dangerous words/actions/signs to mess around with.

(1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they 'know' they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) 5 Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually ends with 'Fine'.

(4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

(5) Loud Sigh
This is actually not a word, but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'Nothing')

(6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'Whatever')

(8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying 'Fuck you'.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

So my dear guy friends, avoid arguments if you remember the above terminologies!

Deal or No Deal

2009-03-26T09:04:00.003+08:00

Well, only MadTV can come out with such rubbish, and it attracts people like to me watch rubbish. For this video, there is after all a small moral to learn, be contented! Lol!

Mindfreak!

2009-03-22T20:46:00.002+08:00

This is MadTV's Criss Angel Mindfreak! Hilarious like hell! Magical hell!

Pepsi Ole...

2009-03-19T09:11:00.002+08:00

Most of my post are always related to what I was just doing. After reading about Real Madrid's rumoured bid of 10mil for Beckham and Inter's summer wishlist of 6 players, 3 from my beloved Chelsea, I decided to just post up some classic, good old soccer advertisement. Ole!

Potato Peeling!

2009-03-18T10:17:00.002+08:00

Holy Son of a... How do you peel your Potatoes?! Now there's a better way, easier way, definitely cooler way but not the fastest way. At least you won't waste ANY potato at all!

Prank Call!

2009-03-17T14:50:00.002+08:00

Now you know where this Mr Jeremy Koh gets all his inspiration and bastard nature from. After all, I'm the Original Prankster (Is this is song? Hell it sure is...)!

A History Lesson

2009-03-16T13:10:00.001+08:00

As a Pure, out and out History Student, I'm obliged to share. Go learn something useful and meaningful in life.

American Idol Fever!

2009-03-16T10:40:00.001+08:00

There's this ongoing American Idol at the moment, God knows what season this is, I don't. But here's some critics from the 3 judges.

Beware of the Kid!

2009-03-14T20:02:00.001+08:00

Be careful of what your kids can hear. They might just understand and take it the other way!

Never Argue With Women!

2009-03-12T19:04:00.002+08:00

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book.", she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."

"For reading a book?", she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her again.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."

"If you do that, I'll charge you with sexual assault.", says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you.", says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, Ma'am.", and he left.

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

That's why I just like smart girls! =DDD

Sesame Street!

2009-03-12T15:38:00.002+08:00

Although I'm watching Family Guy Season 1, I decided against posting up more Family Guy! Either you go download them too! Or search them up on YouTube! So here's something on a lighter note... Bert & Ernie Yo! Its not cute or funny, its just relaxing to see...

Stewie's Escape!

2009-03-10T10:10:00.001+08:00

Wow! I watched this and I couldn't resist it! I MUST blog this immediately! Stewie is damn hilarious! I've never seen anyone relate this in such a way! Haha!

Family Guy!

2009-03-09T16:03:00.004+08:00

Family Guy! Something like the Simpsons BUT its banned in Singapore. It's Great! I love it! Gonna download probably all 7 seasons of it! Its after all, the Holidays!

Btw, Stewie is my favourite character! He's a Toddler Genius! But oh boy... I wouldn't want a kid like that!

Backstreet's Back!

2009-03-07T20:45:00.003+08:00

I was searching for other things, but then amazingly, this came up as one of the search results (AND I WAS NOT SEARCHING ABOUT GAYS ON YOUTUBE!) Watch the video and there's the lyrics just below.

Yeah
We are on fire,
We have desires,
But one is that way,
One backstreet boy is gay.
But we, don't want to, be mean...
Since now he's a queen,
Don't ask please,
Which backstreet boy is gay.
Tell me who?
Ain't saying that its AJ.
Tell me who?
Ain't saying that it Howie.
Tell me who,
I never wanna hear you say,
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him,
He's in women's clothes,
But he don't need an IUD, yeah...
He likes Village People,
He's playing croquet,
His dog is a pekinese.

He is on fire,
His back, perspires,
Won't say, Won't say, Won't say,
WHO'S GAY?!

He's always saying,
Ain't nothing but a butt ache,
Ain't nothing but a fruit cake,
I never wanna hear you say (I don't wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay,
Tell me who?
Ain't saying that it's Brian.
WHY... Tell me who?
Ain't saying if your Kevin.
Tell me who,
He's baking up a souffle,
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Okay... We're all gay.

What a Cute kid!

2009-03-06T21:31:00.001+08:00

I was out with someone rather special last night, out till really late, thanks to heavy downpour that kept me there and I told myself, please let my 99 chances win a lucky draw car. Back to the point, we kinda talked about childhood and how someone is so naughty and rebellious, doing lots and lots of stuff that's
wrong, but at the same time, I thought it was pretty cute. Just like the video below...

Must Drink More Milk...

2009-03-04T22:34:00.002+08:00

After my Bitch day on Monday, which I think I'm a damn pussy. God Damn It! The answer is simple, Must Drink More Milk!

SNL Skit of Single Ladies

2009-03-03T17:29:00.002+08:00

This is the real Beyonce on Saturday Night Live doing her song Single Ladies. If you observe to the extreme left of her Dancers, you'll notice Justin Timberlake! This is so damn cute! Haha!

02 March 2009 will forever be a bitch.

Dick in a Box!

2009-03-02T09:11:00.003+08:00

This is Dick in a Box, Featuring Justin Timberlake. This was a skit on Saturday Night Live, another funny ass show to MadTV!

Friends

2009-02-28T02:22:00.002+08:00

Omg... This is hilarious! I love Chandler! Haha! Its so alike! All the speech patterns and the actions! Of course, you've got to watch Friends to even know what this video is trying to make fun of!

On a side note, it all begins as friends. =D

Ahmir

2009-02-27T13:04:00.002+08:00

Its apparently an upcoming boy band, nothing great with their own songs. Its pretty much like any other boy band around. However, I do like 2 of the songs that they have uploaded onto YouTube. Of course, these aren't their own songs. The 1st one is Halo by Beyonce, BUT they sang it in Acapella. Its really nice and soothing. The 2nd one is Womanizer by Britney, nothing great here, I just like the actions they do in the clip while sitting down. Its so simple yet stylo.

I'm Beautiful...

2009-02-26T14:21:00.000+08:00

I'm so damn beautiful...

Miracle Beer Diet!

2009-02-24T21:07:00.001+08:00

As the title says it all! Its a Miracle Beer Diet! So you'd better start learning how to drink, because what better way to lose weight?!

Porn Star

2009-02-24T00:59:00.002+08:00

This is hilarious as hell! I can't stop laughing at the past 10 minutes though the clip only lasted 5! You can go ahead and use the names for your new E-Mail, you'll be a smacking hit, especially Obi Come-On Bone Me, you might be a smack and hit! *Wink*

M&Ms Ogre Size!

2009-02-23T23:58:00.003+08:00

Having some midnight snack, then I decided, hmmmm... what better way to accompany my midnight snack with an advertisement on M&Ms?! I really like the tongue flicking action, its so cute. Lol!

Another Crazy Parody

2009-02-23T12:41:00.002+08:00

Exams Stress are getting to all of us! So what better way to relax?! It's to come here and watch some crazily rubbish clips! I know many of you do! Well, even I myself come back and watch it over and over again! Great laughter, Good for Relaxation, just the right blend.

So recently, I've been wanting to change away iPhone, thanks to Ah Jie who wants to change hers, and thanks to Zsa Zsa for letting me try hers. But oh well, iPhone isn't THAT bad. Let's hear what Steve Jobs have to say then (With lots of elevated exaggeration!).

Not Stupid, More like Funny!

2009-02-22T15:42:00.002+08:00

This is damn hilarious! You should see the faces of the Goalkeeper's own Teammates at the end of the clip, they were all laughing as well! LOL!

People who are not into Soccer should still watch this video, its so idiot proof that you'll understand what just happened!

Its A Kids' Show!

2009-02-18T19:30:00.002+08:00

This is a Kid's Show! BUT I'll definitely not let me children watch this! Watch and you'll understand, not all of you will understand, but at least Ah Jie and Edmund for sure will (...you know where I'm driving at.)

"No Kaylen! Daddy says NO more Kid Shows from Britain for you!"

Spelling Bee!

2009-02-18T00:29:00.001+08:00

This is a damn funny spoof of the Spelling Bee competition that is held in the United States once every year! You'll never find this version being aired on ESPN! Haha!

I Need To Be In Love

2009-02-17T09:53:00.004+08:00

This is really gay, but I dig it! Such nonsensical things always cracks me up! Here goes with lots of added in self comments! I crack myself up... on crack.

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race (I like to exaggerate things!)

2) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
One Republic - Won't Stop (*Wink Wink...* Get what I mean?)

3) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Rey Mysterio - Booyaka 619 (Right back at you Bitch!)

4) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Jack Johnson - Crying Shame (Oh boy... Yeah. Low Self-Esteem Baby! Lol!)

5) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Eminem - Without Me (Thick skinned person. Lol!)

6) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Westlife - Moments (...of retardedness and randomness.)

7) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Lindsay Lohan - Ultimate (Haha... Don't we all think the same?)

8)WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Akon Feat. Eminem - Smack That (Okayyyyyy... Links with Question 2 it seems -.-")

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Justin Guarini - Thinking Of You (So sweet of me! It rhymes! 2+2=Think Of You!)

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Yellow Card - Empty Apartment (Aiyoh... Bimbotic, but you must be glad to know you're still my Best Friend!)

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Michael Buble - Come Fly With Me (Let's leave on a Jet Plane, don't ever want to know when we'll be back again!)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (I'm so god damn optimistic! You can tell by the everyone-fail-I-get-C-making-me-4.0GPA-top-student theory!)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
John Pizzarelli - Everything I Have Is Yours (Literal Translation, pathetically a bankrupt.)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cap'n Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters - Shrimp Shack (Omg... Its the Location to Question 2 and 8!)

15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Nelly Feat. Jaheim - My Place (Okay, this is not that true... To begin with, I don't even have my own room.)

16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
周杰伦 - 安静 (This will never happen! No Chee-Na Songs!)

17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
John Pizarelli - Smile (I hope it refers to me and not the people who's attending...)

18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The All-American Rejects - Swing Swing (Looking at Questions 2, 8 and 14. I'm sounding like a Cheeky Flirtatious Casanova. Irritating...)

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Maksim Mrvica - Greg's Piano Concerto in A Minor (2 Words: Fucking Classy)

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Splender - I Think God Can Explain (Self Explainatory! =D)

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York (Either way, I'm going to choke on food! -.-" Its either the New York, New York Food Outlets, or I'll choke on the Big Apple!)

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu (That is so sad... BUT I never regreted such things, its called "Experiences".)

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Miley Cyrus - Fly On The Wall (Really! Its Damn funny! What can be funnier than a Fly on the Wall?! Good God... Get a life.)

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Sergio Mendes Feat. Black Eyed Peas - Mas Que Nada (Ermmm... Must... Kill... Nadia... Oh my sweet Nadia... WHO IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL, if it coincides with your name, I'm not talking about you!)

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Steve Tyrell - Do Nothing 'Til You Hear From Me (Means a definite YES!)

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Stele Tyrell - I've Got A Crush On You (Yeah... Its pretty scary. I really mean it for this one though.)

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Blur - Song 2 (I also Blur...)

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Matchbox 20 - If You're Gone (Basically, I will undo whatever stupid things I've done to make you stay.)

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Linkin Park - Faint (I can't describe the pain... It went beyond the Threshold level...)

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
The Carpenters - I Need To Be In Love (Yeah... Sigh...)

Canon in D (Rock)

2009-02-15T12:45:00.001+08:00

Soeng May! Check this one out! The Guitar version was cool, this Violin version is cooler! Well, cooler as in it may not sound AS good, but it sure looks better! More Stylo the Milo, adds some class to Rock!

Condoms!

2009-02-15T11:03:00.002+08:00

What is this video trying to drive at? Screaming kid... Nuisance in public... Not taught the proper manners... All the bad habits... Sounds like an interesting commercial that drives at nothing, until you see the end and go, "Ohhhhhhhh..."

Now you know? Haha! So better heed their advice! Or you'll get the same kid, or damn f**king gay person that likes to type in those big small big small alphabet formats or "rainbow-nise" their words. Which I pretty much can't stand, and so does Ah Jie. Because really, its Gay.

Cast Away uses Fedex!

2009-02-12T00:55:00.003+08:00

Remember the movie Cast Away? The one with Tom Hanks and his Wilson ball? Well, this video is to the 'sequel' of the movie! Enjoy! Funny stuff right there!

Nickelback - Rockstar

2009-02-10T23:45:00.003+08:00

I've been into this song recently, well, the original one (Not the one in the video below). This is a spoof to the actual Rockstar song. Hilarious as hell, so enjoy... Popstar!

Driving Fast Saves Lives

2009-02-09T03:46:00.001+08:00

If you think speeding kills? Think again... it might just do the exact opposite!

Maintain a healthy level of Insanity

2009-02-06T18:19:00.004+08:00

I'm in Starbucks at this very moment in time, and I just came back from viewing Xiu Yi's blog. She posted up some facts for you to know that can help relax. So here's my post to challenge that! This is call therapy (to some, this is perfect forfeits...)

10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (Pointer 9 is when you have your own children):

1) At lunch-time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3) Skip down the school's concourse and see how many looks you get.
4) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5) Specify that your Drive-through Order is 'To Go".
6) 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
7) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
8) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling... "Run for your Lives! They're Loose!"
9) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep that healthy level of insanity (...and probably the best forfeit!)

10) Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the Fitting Room is.

What does Obama stand for?

2009-02-04T17:49:00.003+08:00

I'm still on this Presidential thing recently, and I happen to come across this.

What does Obama stand for? Do you know? Well, here it is. Accompanied with a pictorial humour.

O - Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A- Americans

Mistakes can be Fatal

2009-02-03T00:21:00.002+08:00

*Rrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg Rrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg...*

"Hello?"
"Hi honey! This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now!" Another brief pause.
"Uh. Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone, "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Pause...
Long Pause...
Longer Pause...

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? .................... Is this 68209483?"

"No, I think you have the wrong number..."

President Obama

2009-01-31T20:27:00.002+08:00

Since Obama has officially taken over office, "he" has appeared on Entertainment Tonight!, or that's who people thought they saw. Technically, it wasn't Obama, it was Iman Crossman, a Obama impersonator! He's a look alike as well. Watch the 2 clips to know what I mean! The 1st is Obama Spoof singing to a Beyonce song - Single Ladies. He's got lots of cute-funky-makes-y0u-want-to-do-it-too (Makes me do it!) dance moves. While the 2nd is Obama choosing his Cabinet members! Hilarious too! Now enjoy!

Great Impersonator!

2009-01-29T23:32:00.002+08:00

This guy here is Frank Caliendo! He does a great impersonator of George W. Bush and Bill Clinton! I think he damn hilarious! I can't stop laughing every time! Always cracks me up! Enjoy the 2 clips!

Everyday is a Holiday

2009-01-27T21:49:00.002+08:00

Let's celebrate and give presents! Everyday is a holiday!

***Warning*** Extremely Wordy Post! ***Warning***

January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
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February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day
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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, National Anthem Day
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day
March 23 is . . ....National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is . . . . National "Joe" Day
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
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April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
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May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day
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June 1 is . . . . . Dare Day
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Day
June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
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July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day
July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is . . . . Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day
July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day
July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day
July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is . . . . Parent's Day
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August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day
August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival
August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day
August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival
August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day
August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is . . . . Middle Child's Day
August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is . . . . Potato Day
August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day
August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day
August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day
August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day
August 24 is . . . . Knife Day
August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day
August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day
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September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . Talk Like a Pirate Day, National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid Questions
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
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October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is . . . . It's My Party Day
October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
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November 1 is . . . . . National Vinegar Day
November 2 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day

Be Optimistic

2009-01-27T15:57:00.002+08:00

This one's for you! Look at things from a different light, be optimistic above life! Of course, this is downright humour, but do take things lightly, and never regret any decisions!

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Jones. The tumor seems to be untreatable.
Mr. Jones: How long do I have to live?
Doctor: Heh, that's sort of a tricky question. Time is relative, Mr. Jones.
Doctor: I mean, a oommon housefly would be downright jealous.

Are You Going To Finish Strong?

2009-01-27T00:21:00.002+08:00

Thanks bud for the video! Its a great motivating video! I hope everyone would learn from his never say die attitude.

"God does not seek out our capabilities to serve him... he seeks out our Availability!" - Zechariah 4:6

Irony

2009-01-25T09:40:00.002+08:00

Another personally created Quote of the Day!

"A relationship that brings you so much sadness must have brought you lots of happiness."

Adidas vs Nike

2009-01-24T21:48:00.002+08:00

This is the 1st time I'm watching an advertisement that brings competition to its maximum level. It's the most obvious I've seen. I didn't even know it was legal.

Its Casual Friday!

2009-01-23T00:05:00.002+08:00

Exactly past the stroke of midnight! You know what day it is?! Its AAP Test, BMic Test, and "I Start at 9, End at 8!" Day! So what better way to lie to myself and make it all feel much better! Like how the Corporate World does it... It's Casual Friday!

I'll probably have the same ending to the comic strip at the end of the day...

Potty!

2009-01-21T01:59:00.002+08:00

Hahahahaha! I can imagine member(s) of the dumb black club saying this! Hahahahahaha!

Lesson of Humility

2009-01-15T22:18:00.002+08:00

This is something that I've learnt today, another lesson in life that I've come to understand. I'm at the moment not practicing what I'm about to preach, but I do hope that I'll master it in the near future. I do hope that you will too.

"You may be mascular enough to pull a punch. You may be witty enough to make a snappy come back. You may have the guts to commit a crime. But what defines a Man's real courage is being able to sincerely say 'I'm Sorry' and mean it."

Watch Out Party Goers!

2009-01-11T23:10:00.002+08:00

Lots of Parties in the recent weeks! There was Christmas, then came New Year, then Birthday after Birthday after Birthday in the month of January, and Chinese New Year just round the corner. So for all those party crazy people, I shall help you out a little. Make you hold on to the right thing. See the picture and absorb it in! =DDD

Self Control

2009-01-10T23:33:00.002+08:00

There's something I want to blog about. Its making me all excited, making me happy, making me wanting to share with everyone! The joy of completing it, or anticipating its completion, the process of doing it, the sense of fulfillment. The final outcome. The suspense of waiting for the day to dawn upon us.

But yet, I know I must not say it out, its a secret that cannot be leaked, a promise to myself. Do you want to know what is it? Is it killing you to find out?

This part of my life is called, "Self-Control".

Fast Cars!

2009-01-06T23:48:00.003+08:00

Something amazing!, I was thinking of posting up using the word "Coolio" about a video on Fast Cars, shared with me, courtesy of K2's GTR. That's when I logged in, a saw a comment with the same word used! Talk about coincidence.

Anyway, the video is about Cars Cars and Cars! Since there's the NETs Ultimate Driveaway BMW 118i lucky draw coming up (Wishing that I'll be super duper lucky). I've been looking at cars, being the opimistic person that I am, being so sure that I'll win the car. Enjoy the video about this following cars (I'm definitely being way too optimistic):

1) Bugatti Veyron
2) Audi R8
3) Porsche 997 GT3 RS
4) Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera
5) Aston Martin DB9 "Sports Pack"

Btw, my dream car doesn't fall into any of the above 5 for that matter. So what IS my dream car? So far probably only GTR knows.

Baby...

2009-01-04T22:36:00.002+08:00

So many girls, but there's one that caught my eye,
Pretty Lady so fine she blew my mind, oh my, cause she's the one for me.
So I made a promise to myself,
To say each day how much she means to me.
And avoid that circumstance,
Where there's no 2nd chance to tell her how I feel.
But none can compare cause I can't keep my eyes of that girl.

2009. New Hope. New Life.

2009-01-01T23:03:00.002+08:00

As today is the new year of 2009, I'm going to produce a post that is not ripped off from other sites like many of my other posts. This is all me.

First off, Happy New Year to everyone for this great 2009 coming up! Apologies if I didn't SMS you personally to give you my very special and different greeting this year!

Being Older physically, yet Younger at Heart and Wiser with Age. Simply putting it, we're all like fine wine, we get better as we age. Before you go on and rejoice and celebrate the new year ahead, stop and ponder over this:

Everyone was out celebrating the New Year Day itself, with crazy partying and countdowns with lots of our tax and national budgets going into 6 minutes of Fireworks at Marina. But have you thought, what really makes the day so special? What is the reason for your celebrating? What makes its a good day or great day for celebration? What really concludes this as good day?

Then this quote struck me, "When you're happy, that's a good day. However, don't relate a bad day to frustration or anger, but take it as an experience." Bring forth this quote with you into the new year, you'll become much happier with yourself and in life. Being happy, you get 24 hours in a day, being angry, sad, frustrated, you still get 24 hours a day. So why pick the latter? Appreciate life. Appreciate friends. Appreciate all the creations around you. Appreciate that you live better lives than many others around the world. Appreciate yourself. Look 2 posts down, "Don't complain if you can compare."

All I ask of you is to appreciate and love yourself to the fullest. Here's another quote from me to you, "The past was history that was left by you, the future awaits you to create history." You decide your own life, your own path, your own choices. No one can influence you, No one can sway your decision, No one can run your life. The future is out there for you to make an impression.

Do what You want to do. Dare to do it. The most important aspect of your life is this: Never have regrets in whatever you do.

Play that funky Music!

2008-12-30T19:33:00.002+08:00

I'm going to be that cool Doctor in future!

Complaining

2008-12-29T00:05:00.002+08:00

This particular post is extremely short and gets me going, I hope it gets you going too. It'll make you a better person.

Appreciating life. Understanding life. Living life with no regrets. My philosophy.

"Don't complain if you can compare..."

Appreciate life...

2008-12-28T01:21:00.001+08:00

Learn to appreciate and be contented with everything (and possibly anything), only then will you be truly happy.

Its the month of sharing...

2008-12-26T22:04:00.002+08:00

Its Christmas, and I'm in the mood for sharing, giving and receiving, like how God created us to be. What I'd really like to share with you today is something that Lynette shared with me, which is really something that hit me, and I so fully agree to it.

This is written by an African Child, the language may not be the best, but the meaning behind it really hits me hard. After reading it, we all ought to sit down and think and ponder. About what you might ask? The answer only you yourself will know when the time is right.

"When I Born, I Black.
When I Grow Up, I Black.
When I Go In Sun, I Black.
When I Scared, I Black.
When I Sick, I Black.
And When I Die, I Still Black.

And You White Fella,

When You Born, You Pink.
When You Grow Up, You White.
When You Go In Sun, You Red.
When You Cold, You Blue.
When You Scared, You Yellow.
When You Sick, You Green.
And When You Die, You Grey.

And You Calling Me Coloured?"

Smooth E - Part 4

2008-12-26T00:09:00.002+08:00

The last and final Sequel to the Trilogy! (Does Trilogy only apply to 3 sequels? If so... The last and final Sequel to the Quadlogy! I think the word doesn't exist either, whatever.)

Let's see how it ends! Btw... I've prepared another video for standby tomorrow! Its really funny too! Haha!

Smooth E - Part 3

2008-12-25T00:30:00.001+08:00

So... Who is her knight in Shiny Armour? The guy with the Centipede Tattoo? Santa Claus little helpers? I'll let you know tomorrow! After all... Today is Christmas!

Merry Christmas to All!

Smooth E - Part 2

2008-12-24T00:02:00.002+08:00

So... Were you hook with the story yet? Not yet? Well, here's part 2! Let's see what happens! =DDD

Smooth E - Part 1

2008-12-23T00:12:00.001+08:00

Babyface Foam... Smooth E... Hahahaha... I think you'll just have to watch it. But you'll need 4 days to see the full series with today being the 1st of 4 episodes!

Christmas Wishlist

2008-12-22T20:15:00.008+08:00

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night... so that lead to my Blackmail! So this is my list, though only 1 was paid for (The most expensive one! Haha!), the other 2 is paid with my own hard earned money!

1) Crumpler Fishy Weave

2) MSI Wind Netbook

3) Fossil S+ark O-Ring or...

Fossil S+ark Palindrome

BUT GUESS WHAT?! While typing up this Christmas Wishlist, my Dad was just standing behind me, AND. He said, "Fossil is lousy brand, take mine. Let me wear till end of the week, then you can take over. But must take care ah..."

So what is it? Here goes... The most expensive gift I've ever had (Even more expensive than my Bike)

Tag Heuer Formula 1 Indy 500

So what's YOUR wish list? Better start formulating while your parents are standing behind too! You never know what you'll get...

MacBook Nano & Mini?

2008-12-18T11:46:00.002+08:00

I haven't been updating my blog recently with anything interesting, as I'm busy with my new Christmas Present... "and what would that be Jeremy?" you might ask. I got myself a Netbook - MSI Wind. Its great, I love it, and I've officially used it at Starbucks for the 1st time last night. So how does it look like? Well, watch the 1st Video (The top one).

Its done by a crazy person from the UK who modified it to make it look like an Apple MacBook, installed the Leopard OS and carved the Apple Logo out of Acrylic to replace the original MSI cover. By the way, his Apple Logo lights up as well, just like the actual MacBook. He really did a great job there! He called it the MacBook Mini.

While on this MacBook "Mini", I happened to chance upon a funny video. Its a spoof on the MacBook "Nano". Now, this one is just funny! Enjoy!

iPhone Posting

2008-12-08T02:22:00.003+08:00

This is a special post! It has absolutely no stress-relieving values or anything humourous in stall to whoever is reading it! Pretty different from the usual posts huh? So what's so special about this post? Well... This post is written from my iPhone! My mirror reflect iPhone! Boredom got to me! Back to studying then, and of course occasionally day dreaming! Eye candies! =DDD

Oh Holy Night

2008-12-06T10:03:00.002+08:00

Its Oh Holy Night by Billy Gilman (when he was much younger), he's currently a country singer. I've kept this video for about close to 3 months, waiting for a closer time to Christmas to post it up! So let's get into the Christmas mood and enjoy the vocals!

Rowan Atkinson's Standup Humour

2008-11-28T22:25:00.002+08:00

Alright, here are 4 videos of Rowan Atkinson's Stand-up acts. Initially, I was planning to post up the 4 videos separately and name my Post Title with a [Part 1] to [Part 4] behind it. Then I thought to myself, "There is always YouTube, if I don't post them all up nowwww... people will just watch this one and search for the rest..." Thus, resulting with the 4 videos at 1 posting.

Besides, fewer posts will be coming up in the next 2 weeks, as we all know, or at least I know, Term Test are just around the corner, and a real sharp bend it is. So enjoy while you still can.

2 Methods of Studying:
1) Study hard throughout from day 1, so you suffer the entire way, but its in bite size suffer biscuits. This really is eternal damnation.
2) Play hard throughout from day 1, only study at the last minute. You enjoy most of the time, then you swallow the godzilla sized suffer biscuit. At least you enjoy most of the time!

Suffer Less But Over A Long Period of Time vs Suffer More But Over A Short Period of Time.

So its up to you to choose. I chose 2, therefore, I have these videos to still share today and only today!

Elementary Dating

2008-11-26T23:30:00.002+08:00

Stressful weeks after weeks after weeks and after weeks, possibly stretching into our after lifes. So what better way to get rid of stress? Laugh! That's what this entire blog is about since the 1st entry was posted.

So what topic is it today? Well, dating. Since its common in our current age and part of our lifes to be dating! So guys, don't EVER do this on a date. I place emphasis on EVER. These are the DOs and DON'Ts of dating!

My Christmas Wishlist...

2008-11-24T21:01:00.002+08:00

Christmas is a month away. So what's the present you've been waiting for? It seems like there is so many things that we want! Car? Bike? Laptop? Money? Love? Snow?

Well... this song hit me when I was at the Gym. To be honest, not a single particular person came to my mind, or maybe I'm just lying to myself, or maybe I'd love to meet someone new by then.

Whatever the case, enjoy the song! Sing along with the lyrics that I've posted up together! To all the stressed out people taking quizzes, rushing assignments, you know who you are! Get into the Christmas mood for the next 4 minutes. Relax. Enjoy.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I, I just wanna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for St. Nick
I won't even stay awake
To hear those magic reindeer click

Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding onto me so tight
What more can I do
Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you, baby

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me
The one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you, baby

All I want for Christmas is you, baby

Fedex Australian Shepherd?

2008-11-22T22:12:00.006+08:00

Have you seen the Fedex advertisement? The one with the Blue Merle Australian Shepherd? Thought it was nice? Unfortunate for you and extremely lucky me, at my work place, we currently just imported in a Blue Merle Rough Collie of Show Quality! Its extremely beautiful, and I spent half my day at work playing with it rather than actually working. Once you scroll the pictures, you'll know why!

P.S. Blue Merle is a very pretty colour and not easy to breed. A small fact for aspiring breeders with reference to Shetland Sheepdogs: Blue Merle-Blue Merle breeding will not result in another Blue Merle, it'll only result in a very high probability of a Bleached White and deaf puppy! Even with a the correct combination of Blue Merle-Tricolour breeding, there's only a 50% chance of getting a Blue Merle puppy, and it doesn't necessary have pretty markings! That makes Blue Merle very rare, and also my FAVOURITE colour for Shetland Sheepdogs

***Edit Edit post! Only 1 person saw the mistake! Shhhhhh Ester... Don't tell anyone! =DDD

Jeff Dunham

2008-11-17T20:17:00.002+08:00

Back in September, 17th September to be exact (For those who would want to watch that first, which I STRONGLY recommend) I posted up a video of Ventriloquist Kevin Johnson. Think he was good? Well... I'm now going to post up my favourite ventriloquist of all time! I even have his Original DVD (NO to Piracy!) with me. This just one of his puppets that he has, also one of my favourite. Please welcome, Jeff Dunham & Achmed!

Horizontally Challenged

2008-11-16T13:11:00.002+08:00

I'm currently doing my assignment that has its dateline coming up real soon and I've chosen the topic on weight lost. No surprises there. So taking a 2 minute break from writing, I decided to post up this comic strip on the same topic. I'm always in a mood of relevance and randomness.